Sam Everett Vore arrived on July 20, clocking in at 7 lbs. 10 oz. and 20.5 inches. Like many babies, he bore a strong resemblance to Winston Churchill.
Now, at one year of age, he loves to feed himself cheese and pose for Facebook pictures. He also jabbers like a monkey.
What story lines Sam will play on this blog remain under discussion.
He is currently #1 in the Voreblog Power Rankings.