Sam

The Childlike Jowliness of Winston Churchill

Sister Ellen asks, “My nephew … or Winston Churchill?”

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Is it the jowls? The baldness? Churchill’s well-documented drooling problems?

Perhaps Churchill’s secret was that when he sat down at the negotiating table with his enemies, they all melted and began making cooing sounds. Pretty shrewd, really.

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4 thoughts on “The Childlike Jowliness of Winston Churchill

  1. I hope these are Sam’s first words, “Eating words has never given me indigestion.” -Winston Churchill/Sam Vore.

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