Hat tip to Matt Brenner for pointing out the PNC Park promotion that Pirates’ fans have literally been dying for:
PNC Park boasted a rare sellout crowd Tuesday when more than 38,000 eager Pirates fans showed up for “Fan Euthanasia Night,” during which each attendee was guaranteed “the sweet release of a quick and painless death” courtesy of sponsor PepsiCo.
(It’s from The Onion, so no, it’s not real.)
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