Not everyone understands the man purse. Not everyone is comfortable enough with his masculinity to embrace it. For the strong, there is nothing so fashionable — nor so convenient — as the man satchel. We cannot recommend it enthusiastically enough.
A warning to those men who proudly wear their Timbuk2 bag in public: You will be mocked. Your friends will mock you. Beer commercials will mock you. When you open your high school yearbook to reminisce, Bobby Peterson will mock you, just like he did every day in 10th grade Biology class. (That bastard.)
No matter. Wear your man purse proudly. Tom Brady does!
Fact: The man purse will enhance your sex life.
To the fashionally illiterate who may have difficulty identifying a man purse, here is a helpful diagram:
It’s not complicated. If it’s a man, and he’s carrying a purse, it’s a man purse. And he’s a man’s man.