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Meet the New Helen!

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Her name is Voldemort Melissa. She drinks goat’s blood and sucks the life force out of children and puppies. Do not look directly into her eyes! Or else you too may become the most evil and conniving character on TV!

(EW offers a slightly more measured take on last night’s episode here.)

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