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The Fate of Nicolas Cage Is In Your Hands!

Thank you, Joseph & Mary Tufts, for the very generous gift of The Nicolas Cage Adventure Set! This peel-and-post set (which unexpectedly arrived in our mailbox yesterday) allows you to place Mr. Cage in various states of thespian poise against a dungeon or beach backdrop. Check out just a few of our creations!

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Buy your own Nicolas Cage Adventure Set (and other cool stuff) at BrandonBird.com.

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8 thoughts on “The Fate of Nicolas Cage Is In Your Hands!

  1. Dear Boreblog:

    In the last 7 1/2 years of his term, when his alzheimer’s was so advanced that he was no longer coherent, PETA managed to get Ronald Reagan to sign legislation wherein slandering a cat online was considered a hate-crime.

    Mr. Oscar Cat has notified us of your continual and unrelenting assaults upon your feline guest. Recent pictures of your pet being forced to crawl to his water bowl have now been topped by the most vile form of torture we have yet seen: A plastic colorform likeness of the reviled actor Nicholas Cage being plastered on his not inconsiderable side. Horrible.

    The Deer Park police have been notified. You may be getting a visit.
    They say they are familiar with you.

    Regards,
    People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

    P.S. When is the next Voreplay?

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