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Ways We Might Spend Our Extra Hour

Tomorrow morning at two o’clock everyone falls back an hour for Daylight Savings Time. Here are a few of the ways we might spend that hour:

  • Sleeping.
  • Exercising.
  • Reading.
  • Watching “Dexter.”
  • Donating blood.
  • Donating plasma.
  • Donating organs.
  • Trimming Ben’s toenails.
  • Piercing ourselves.
  • Two words: Eat pie!
  • Three words: Stitch ‘n’ bitch!
  • Becoming a wine connoisseur.
  • Rioting because the bars won’t stay open an extra hour even though it’s really technically one o’clock and not two.
  • Watching the Bourne movies back-to-back-to-back.
  • Shaving Kittens front-to-back.
  • Taking up pottery.
  • Learning a foreign language.
  • Taking the bar exam for kicks.
  • Going camel racing in Dubai, motor racing in Le Mans, bull chasing in Pamplona or goat dancing in Skyros.
  • Running for city council.
  • Running a half-marathon.
  • Running on empty.
  • Making a baby (just kidding).
  • Living off the land.
  • Composting.
  • Developing our superpowers.
  • Popping that zit!
  • Presenting our proposal for a stimulus package to rehabilitate the economy.
  • Nipping and tucking.
  • Speeding up our metabolism.
  • Stopping aging in its tracks.
  • Punishing kittens.
  • Overcoming fear.
  • Eating.
  • Sleeping.
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