The Vores are new parents who reside in Cincinnati, Ohio. They blog about books, music, movies and TV shows, as well as their son Sam; the joys and challenges of married life; and the Utah Jazz. They also wait hand and foot on their cat Scooter Thomas, who is a total lush. Every Friday they recommend something.
Their driving ambition in life is to avoid looking like this in fifty years.

If this happens come 2060, they give you permission to beat them up.
Hilarious!
VORES!!!! I’m moving back to the great Buckeye State, and your “Things to Love About Ohio” has reminded me that it’s not a terrible idea. My apologies for the egregious use of exclamation points.