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Our Cat Is More Patriotic Than Your Cat

July 4, 2009 · 6 Comments

Happy July 4th.

Happy July 4th.

Categories: Scooter Thomas

6 responses so far ↓

  • Mark Hoobler // July 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm | Reply

    If this image is not immediately emblazoned on a cheap cotton/poly blend t-shirt for every American to wear, then truly the terrorists have already won.

  • REAL Felines // July 6, 2009 at 4:47 pm | Reply

    We, the REAL cats of Pandora Clan shit on you Scooter. Cat’s are beholden to no one and no thing. We pay allegiance to no imaginary symbolic representations of fabricated borders and those things within said borders. Do you hear us? Huh, fat ass. Yes – we all have PhD’s – in Trichology, Polysomnography, Gastroenterology, and not suprisingly Scatology. Eat it. And yes we mean our poop.

  • Scooter Thomas // July 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Reply

    I don’t like to throw the “terrorist” slur around willy-nilly, but the felines of Pandora Place are bona fide terrorists.

    I’d declare war against them if they weren’t severely mentally impaired.

  • Pandora Clan // July 6, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Reply

    We are reminded of the old axiom….what are you doing get away from here….he who smealt it…seriously, wait your turn….dealt it. Scooter Thomas – you sir…..fat ass…seriously hold on a minute…..are the terrorist. The three of us….fine Cole you can type something…..I HAVE NOT shit in a litter box for over 5 years. Seriously, five years ago was the last time I shat where these humans wanted me to. I will not be reproggramed – you Scooter Thomas are a dishonor to the noble lineage which you claim. You, sir, are not a cat – you are a pandering fool who can only attack us through your lies and ridiculousness since you have no honor wrapped in your ridiculous token of attempted citizenship in this human geographic area. You are a goat. Go eat a shoe.

  • Scooter Thomas // July 6, 2009 at 10:30 pm | Reply

    Go eat a shoe? I’m not even going to dignify such incoherent rambling with a response. These cats clearly have rabies.

  • Scott G. // July 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm | Reply

    Your kitty sparring match notwithstanding, I showed this photo to Edward Gruber, member of the Shawnee, Kan., American Legion Post 327. He regrets to remind Scooter that a true patriot NEVER uses the flag as an item of clothing, per Flag Code bylaw 8d:

    The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.

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