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4 responses so far ↓
Scott G. // June 7, 2009 at 10:21 am |
Oh no.
Well, I suppose I’m happy for you two that you saw a Reds victory, but I don’t like this.
If Aramis Ramirez weren’t hurt, and if Mike Fontenot were taller than 3′8″, I have to think this game ends differently.
Boo.
voreblog // June 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm |
The Cubs media guide lists Mike Fontenot at 3′8″, but we all know he’s really 3′5″.
Yellow Thunder // June 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm |
This Fontenot character and LB would make a killa 1-2 midget baseball punch.
Ben // June 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm |
Speaking of Aramis Ramirez, consider the other boneheaded moves Pirates management has made over the past decade.