Dear Man Who Let His Great Dane Poop In Our Yard,

No, no, no, don’t feel obligated to clean that up! We know you’re a busy man with things to do, places to go, widows to swindle and upstanding citizens to hoodwink. You’re obviously far too important a person to be troubled with cleaning up Marmaduke’s herculean crap. (And what a clean-up job it will be! Lord have mercy!) I mean, really, who are we to put our yard in your dog’s way? Let us do the dirty work. Yes, that’s us watching you in the window. We’re waving but don’t feel obligated to wave back or anything. It’s our way of saying, “Thanks for being a good neighbor! You’re helping us get a head start on fertilizing our lawn for next summer, and we appreciate it.” Maybe you and ol’ Duke could stop back this weekend and fertilize the rest of it for us. What’s that? You think you’re free? Great! We’ll look forward to it! After we buy ourselves a shotgun! Bye neighbor!

sincerely,

The Vores

10 Comments

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10 responses to “Dear Man Who Let His Great Dane Poop In Our Yard,

  1. Christy

    brad gets so mad at me when I let Kona poop in other people’s yards…but I pick it up with our biodegradable poopy bags!!! I mean, its not like the people eat off of their grass- but I do think its rude to not pick it up!

  2. Jesse

    I think you and Erin should follow him back to their house and you should each take a big poop in his yard.

  3. voreblog

    Already done.

  4. Liz

    Regardless of the entry…that is a great title of a blog post! Well done!

  5. Liz is saying that the post itself is crap. Literally. HA!

  6. voreblog

    Double-done. Someone just got the runs all over a frozen shrub.

  7. Ben

    For the record, that last comment was posted by Erin under the “voreblog” username. And I am sorry.

  8. Marmaduke

    Hey Vores…I feel so much better…because I pooped in your yard…see you next time!

  9. voreblog

    You are a monster.

  10. CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!!! ACK!!!

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