We have a new Cincinnati Bell spokesperson to hate.
I’m Nick Lachey, and I approve your cell phone carrier.
Cincinnati’s native son can be seen on local billboards wearing all green like an elf and promoting the fascist regime that is Cincinnati Bell.
We’re also no longer buying Hot Wheels.
3 responses so far ↓
Meghan Morgan // November 26, 2008 at 10:17 pm |
crap, guess I have to return your sweet Hot Wheels deluxe set I bought you guys for Christmas. Got any other suggestions?
Jenny // November 27, 2008 at 2:58 pm |
Perhaps time for true confessions: I have no idea who Nick Lachey is. Or Jeremy Piven.
I just got back from the Society for Biblical Literature conference, spending four days with 5,000 other people who probably have no idea who Nick Lachey or Jeremy Piven are. As a whole, we are not the coolest group of people ever.
Maybe I need to start watching television.
voreblog // November 28, 2008 at 12:12 pm |
We’re sure Lachey would be happy to be the keynote speaker at next year’s Society for Biblical Literature conference. So long as he is required to wear something green and look like an idiot.