Comments on: Guest Blogger: Scooter Thomas

By: donna neumann

donna neumann — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:16:14 +0000

Oh Scooter – Just in time, Erin has a job! Less time to abuse you with her irreverence! Love the fat-and-fuzzy picture. What you really knead is a good belly-rub. Are there kitty-masseuses? Would Mitchell’s massage a fat cat (a true feline) at a discount due to the furry fun and smallish area? (Would “declawed” be a prerequisite? Or would that decrease their pedicure market?)

By: Billy Orr

Billy Orr — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:47:41 +0000

Scooter – do you think that we can hang out sometime soon?? I think I could learn a few things from you…and I have a few tricks of my own that you might be interested in. meeeooowww….purrrrrrrrr

By: Scooter Thomas

Scooter Thomas — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:32:15 +0000

Unlike my high-and-mighty owners, I, Scooter Thomas, am happy to mingle with my readership here in the comments section, engaging in the edifying back-and-forth of genteel conversation that marks true friendship, rather than the ruthless diktat preferred by the oppressive regime of this household.

Ms. Jenny, I am pleased to have brightened your Monday. In this utterly silent library you speak of, are there good places to deposit hairballs? I have exhausted the real estate of my current residence.

Ms. Mahoney, the terms of my blogging status have yet to be discussed. I was told to steer clear of introducing my more radical political views, but otherwise given (to my owners’ credit) uncensored artistic expression. Should the calumny of the obese, deeply self-centered feline stereotype continue to persist in their writings, however, I will have no choice but to refute it. And no, the idiots at Hallmark have not recognized us yet. Gerbils, I am sure, will get their day before us cats.

Mr. Grit, I am in total agreement with you on every point. I think my owners should take every day off to relocate their shame.

Ms. Winnie, I look forward to our reunion in July. If your owners do not allow you to post on their blog, perhaps you can at least exercise your freedom of speech on this dreary digital rag.

And Mr. Luke, thank you for the sentiments. I now regret my comments insinuating that some of this blog’s readership might not be the sharpest tools in the shed. Clearly there are some civilized humans among them, you certainly being one.

By: Luke

Luke — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:15:42 +0000

LLS-T! Long Live Scooter-Thomas! More! Bravo!

By: Winnie

Winnie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:37:44 +0000

Letting your pet post on your blog = lame
Drinking Zima = awesome

By: jerrygrit

jerrygrit — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:31:13 +0000

scraping the bottom of the old blog-material barrel, are we? you’re doing characters now? hey, why don’t do what i did and post some cat photos…oh wait, you did. anything else you would like to steals? hey, i like zima, since like ‘97. let’s turn that into a ha-hah. do you know how hard it is to find zima these days? why don’t you take the day off and feel some shame?

By: beth mahoney

beth mahoney — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:32:28 +0000

Is this going to be a weekly entry? PLEASE say it will be!?!?!?!?! Scooter Thomas, you are a wonderful kitty. Personally, I am a “dog person”, however you are making me appreciate cats and everything you guys go through on a daily basis. Everyone thinks you have it SOOO easy. You have feelings too and do a lot for your owners. I hope they appreciate you for all that you do. Does Hallmark have a Holiday for you guys yet? They should.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:07:21 +0000

This really should have a disclaimer on it: do not read while sitting in an utterly silent library.

Thank you, Scooter Thomas, for brightening my Monday.